Weapons
Office equipment with remarkably direct personnel implications.
The Stapler Launcher turns a familiar piece of office equipment into a compact automatic weapon. Its clean line of fire and measured rhythm remain immediately intelligible even when Happy Valley is crowded with visitors, Protectors and soul energy.
Place in the Arsenal
The Stapler Launcher provides controlled, continuous pressure. It offers neither a broad fan of projectiles nor theatrical excess; instead, it keeps one direction under dependable fire.
Visual Identity
Heavy metal, a pale magazine slot and modest amber details make the weapon resemble an administrative appliance built on an entirely unreasonable scale. Carried by Kevin’s spectral weapon arms, its compact, box-like silhouette remains perfectly legible in motion.
Stats
- Base damage
- 3
- Cooldown
- 0.35 s
- Projectile speed
- 30
- Range
- 12
- Projectiles
- 1
- Spread
- 0°
- Pierce
- 0
- Projectile type
- Staple
These values come directly from the game project data. Generator: pae.weapon_catalog, version schema 1 · PAE 0.121.0, as of 2026-07-29