Weapons
For occasions when a single delivery would not escalate the matter sufficiently.
The Paperwork Blaster treats paper not as a carrier of information, but as a ballistic resource. Each volley sends several tightly bundled sheets from the housing at once, turning the space before Kevin into a fluttering administrative hazard.
Place in the Arsenal
This weapon family is defined by breadth and immediate presence. Its fan of projectiles is visually more expansive than a single precision shot and suggests, from the instant it fires, that the matter has been escalated to several departments simultaneously.
Visual Identity
The cream upper casing, red filing slot and visible paper magazine combine office technology with a heavy, almost industrial silhouette. Its protruding stacks of paper remain a distinctive feature even amongst more elaborate effects.
Stats
- Base damage
- 2
- Cooldown
- 0.8 s
- Projectile speed
- 24
- Range
- 8
- Projectiles
- 5
- Spread
- 32°
- Pierce
- 0
- Projectile type
- Paper
These values come directly from the game project data. Generator: pae.weapon_catalog, version schema 1 · PAE 0.121.0, as of 2026-07-29